Kinsale 10 Mile 2024

10 Things I Think About The Kinsale 10 Mile 2024

1. Momentum

I think that once you have conquered a terrible running injury it is best to get back to frequent racing as soon as possible so as to prove to the injury that you have fully defeated it. After the victorious return to racing in Doneraile I decided to do Kinsale mainly because I couldn’t face doing a session and Rhona was doing it so I’d be down there anyway. It was sold out but being regarded has having moderate running ability I was able to get a late entry by sending an email and providing some money.

2. Seagulls

I think animals know the weather better than any Windy.com or Met Eireann forecast. All you needed to know about the weather in Kinsale on Sunday was that the seagulls sheltering from the bitterly cold wind and rain had their heads tucked into their wings. Sensible seagulls.

3. Saile

I think that we were very lucky with parking, parking on a day like Sunday was crucial. I had driven down the night before so I knew that parking was at the GAA club which was far enough from the start to result in a significant decrease in body temperature both before and after the race. Luckily when we got to the roundabout before the school the poor misfortunate Garda on traffic duty told us there were spaces at Saile about 500m from the startline. Not only were there spaces but there were toilets with no queues and you could park outside the door which minimized how cold you got before the start.

4. Inappropriate Clothing

I think that the old saying there’s no such thing as inappropriate weather is incorrect. There was no clothing suitable for Kinsale. It was too cold and wet and windy and flooded for any clothes or shoe combination. They don’t make magic shoes in GoreTex and you’d have been blown away if you wore a jacket so the only thing to do was wear a long sleeve under a singlet and then put arm warmers over the long sleeve. This worked quite well and I was only moderately cold when I left the car eight minutes before the start.

5. One Way to Warm Up

I think that the only way to warm up on a day like Sunday in Kinsale is to go out hard for the first mile. I haven’t executed perfect training or performed any training blocks in nearly four months so this was a questionable strategy but I got nice and warm and it probably frightened Viv and Mark Walsh who have been training perfectly.

6. Viv

I think that it is great to be back in races tormenting Viv. It took a mile for Mark Walsh to drop me which was further than I had expected to get, then I was caught by Viv and Kris. The first five miles are uphill so Viv had opened a small but significant gap by the time we reached the top of the mountain. I knew that Viv’s efforts would be pointless and on the first big downhill I swept by in about 10 monster strides destroying his hard earned gap. “Weight is great” I said as I passed which made him very angry. I knew I had no hope of beating him so I was just happy to be able to be tormenting him five miles into the race.

7. Asics Frontrunner

I think that it is a great pity that I am not an Asics Frontrunner. John Meade would also love to be an Asics Frontrunner so he alerts me to the application process every year. We both apply and both get rejected without fail, I think I’m getting an auto reply at this stage. I can’t understand why, I have a blog, do lots of races and have a full head of hair which would be useful for selling shoes. This year I also applied to Saysky who have a similar program to the Asics also on the advice of John Meade and again was rejected. Kris on the other hand appears to have been selected by Saysky as he was decked out from head to toe in very nice Danish gear which was probably especially designed for Kinsale conditions.

8. Negative Truth

I think that one of the main problems with running is the amount of negativity that surrounds running. You’d be better off to have never met another runner or person involved in running and know absolutely nothing about what supposedly is correct or true or wrong. As I got further and further into the race all I kept thinking was “you’ve no training done”, “you shouldn’t be able to race 10 miles”, “you are an idiot”, “you are going to get injured again” etc, etc. While this is all to some extent true, most of the time you are better off not knowing the truth and just running by what you feel which is the most important truth.

9. Equalization Algorithms

I think that running has a fundamental problem when it comes to weather. Running is a silly sport obsessed with one measurable parameter, time, independent of everything else. It is mad that a race run on a flat course in perfect weather will always be seen as better than a race run on a hilly course in a storm. For the Olympic marathon it is 2:08 to qualify regardless of course or conditions which is silly because 2:08 in Valencia or Seville is not 2:08 in Kinsale or Reykjavik or some other windy cold wet place. So what are we to do? Do we all just accept that all races should be in Spain in winter? Or do we come up with some method of assessing performances. Anyway, my main point is my time in Kinsale was better than it looks.

10. Finish Line is at the Car

I think that the finish of the race in Kinsale is very nice, it is well executed with the nice track so that Viv can extend his lead over you to 10 seconds in 200m. The only problem this year was the weather which meant that once you crossed the line you had to keep going or you would die of the cold. I said well done to Viv and Kris who had collected the last of the prizes and jogged back to the car where I got changed and put on two coats which was just about enough. I kind of enjoyed it. I’ll come back next year to win a prize.

Kinsale Regatta 5 Mile 2022

10 Things I Think About The Kinsale 5 Mile

1. Operation Quieten Viv

I think that it is a disgrace that Viv is making a show of all the very young runners like me. He’s only running 15:30 for 5k in magic shoes and winning by miles which is a desperate standard. When I found out that he was running Kinsale I had to go to see if I could quieten him.

2. Magic Roads

I think that Kinsale is very hard to get to. The roads don’t make any sense. There isn’t really any road to Kinsale just lots of roads that meet at deadly crossroads where you could easily be killed on your way to the race.

3. Toolbox

I think that there are very few things left in the toolbox for getting better at running. I could try training properly but then it would be really boring and I’d have to tell people that I’m training for a sub 2:30 marathon the whole time and never ever run a race for fear of missing a session. Instead I bought a pair of Asics Metaspeed Sky+. I was going to wear them as I thought they might be magic but I was terrified of being beaten by Jeremy if I didn’t have magic shoes so I didn’t.

4. Strategy

I think that I had a good strategy for the race. I had analysed Viv’s previous races where he had won easily, actually there was only one but he won easily. In that race he was allowed run slowly from the start and then pick it up for the last mile and destroy everyone. I figured it would be a good idea to make it as hard as possible from the start in the hope that he would be wrecked by the time he got to the last mile. Jeremy agreed that was a good plan and agreed to cooperate.

5. 4:56

I think that my plan would have been easier to execute if Gavin O’Rourke hadn’t shown up. While it made taking the race out at what I would call hard easier as we had someone to follow it also made me realise how terribly slow my version of hard is, even with a 4:56 mile Gavin was miles up the road. I was stuck with Jeremy and a hopefully suffering Viv.

6. 4:54

I think that the second mile of this race is completely mad. It is incredibly downhill, well there is one section that is almost vertical. I am exceptional at falling down hills so as soon as we got to this section I went for it. I managed to shed Jeremy but somehow Viv stuck to me like one of those limpets on a rock. We went so fast down the fall that we nearly caught up to Gavin.

7. Davide Rebellin

I think that the third mile of this race was incredible. It was horrible to come off the hill and suddenly meet gravity again. It felt like I was crawling along which I probably was. Viv came up beside me and then promptly danced off away from me. Gavin was a nice bit up the road but Viv continued to prance up to him effortlessly like one of those fellas from the early 2000s in the Tour De France.

8. Hometown Hero

I think that Jeremy was very happy to beat me badly in this race. The last time I saw him this happy was eating his Knickerbocker Glory the night before the Berlin Marathon. He was very clever and hung back on the crazy downhill and let me destroy myself trying to get rid of Viv. Then he caught me on the flat near the three mile mark and then dispatched me on the little hill on the way back into the town. At least it took a PB for him to beat me. It’s definitely a PB course for downhill PBs.

9. Cars into the Gap

I think that just letting Jeremy run away from me on the way back to Kinsale was a bit weak. Those first two miles destroyed my legs, I’m not able for that leg speed. Once Jeremy was gone I was mainly concerned about Fergus who I knew was thinking about beating Jeremy. I was able to relax when they started letting cars into the gap behind me. I knew this meant I was safe in 4th, my third consecutive 4th, my third consecutive race with no prize.

10. Outdoor Dining

I think that the finish of the race is pretty unique. All races should finish in the middle of town where people are sitting outside eating their Michelin Bib Gourmand dinners. When I got to the finish I expected Gavin to have sat behind Viv and kicked by in the last 400. But no Viv had dropped Gavin with a 4:50 last mile and won. I wonder did the outdoor diners realise that they were watching one of the best masters athletes in the world putting on an exhibition. An amazing performance.