Ballintotis 4 Mile 2024

10 Things I Think About The Ballintotis 4 Mile

1. Ballintotising

I think that it has been too long since I last raced Ballintotis. For a multiude of reasons I haven’t raced it since 2017 when I ran 22:00 in a pair of Brooks Ghosts which according to the validated Michael Herlihy magic shoe calculator is equivalent to 20:48. Amazingly and shockingly this was John Meade’s first ever time Ballintotising, the alure of a potential county champion medal was probably too much to resist for him.

2. Good Parking Comes to Those That are Late

I think that the parking for the race was amazing. Tim kindly drove us down and also provided Billy minding services, we were slightly later than most people who seemed to arrive at 5:30pm for the 8.00pm start. We arrived at 7.30pm and were awarded with the best car park just before the turn into the finish only 500m from the hall.

3. Les Amis de Ballintotis

I think that the roads in Ballintotis should be preserved like they preserve the cobblestones in Paris Roubaix. They are proper roads for road racing, they have everything one could want in a road race surface, a nice camber, filled in potholes, dust, mud, soft verges. It’s a proper test of strength and agility, none of that smooth black tarmac stuff.

4. Elite Level Organisation

I think that Ballintotis could handle a world road race championships. The organisation is elite level. They could definitely achieve a gold label event. Everything worked, over 1000 runners in a small village the size of Anglesboro should not be possible but somehow it all hums along perfectly. The start line should be a mess but instead it’s probably the least stressful start of any race.

5. Sun Safety

I think that it was nice for the rain to finally stop. It was becoming silly how cold, wet and windy all the races had become. Apparently, it is always sunny for Ballintotis. It was so sunny that the sun was almost dangerous for the first mile. The first half a mile was terribly fast and slightly uphill. Once we turned right after the hall we hit the sun, perhaps due to having not seen the sun in six months it was hard to see the lumps and bumps on the road so I had to pick up my knees to make sure I didn’t trip and end up getting trampled by 1000 runners.

6. Chariots of Fire

I think that for a small race in the countryside there was an atmosphere like a big city marathon. They even had music at most of the mile markers. Chariots of Fire gave a little boost around two miles. At that point I was at the front of a big group of people that I wanted to beat. A foreign athlete Brian Murphy was helping me at the front with the likes of John Meade hiding behind waiting to pounce once the line was in sight.

7. Tarmac

I think that it is a terrible shame that they put smooth tarmac at the left turn between two and three miles. I would love to have seen how bad the road was for Cork County Council to have spent money on the road. These old style roads should be preserved only for running and should only be repaired using tar and chippings to preserve the character of the race.

8. Three Miles

I think that I was very surprised to be still ahead of John Meade at three miles. I had pushed the first two miles at an effort that was probably unsuitable for my moderately old man legs. To my surprise when we got to the three mile mark I had only the foreign athlete Brian Murphy for company. I could see Aidan Noone and Mark Walsh just up ahead so I began to think less of John Meade and more of catching my Leevale colleagues.

9. Talking Tactics

I think that I could probably have run a faster time if it wasn’t for the tactical running of John Meade. I had been running honestly and with full effort until we turned left onto the N25 by the lake. Then in the corner of my left I eye saw the all too familiar sight of John Meade rolling level. I thought he might keep the pace honest but instead he decided to slow down so we all bunched up leaving the foreign athlete Brian Murphy to escape up the road. It took James Hayes bombing past us on the outside at twice the speed for John Meade to be triggered into action just before we turned into the finishing straight.

10. Championship Sprint

I think that the finish of the race is wonderful. The last 500m of the race once we turned off the N25 was like a bunch sprint in the Tour De France except it was for the Cork County Championships and it was in Ballintotis and not on the Champs Elysees. Once I hit the 400m mark on the road I launched a hopeless effort at catching John Meade and Aidan Noone but succeeded only in being passed by James McCarthy in sight of the line. No shame in that I suppose. Great fun at a great race.

PHOTO: Graham miekle

Grange Fermoy 4 Mile 2020

10 Things I Think About The Fantastic Grange Fermoy 4 Mile

1. An Rud is Annamh is Iontach

I think that less races is better. No races is definitely terrible but perhaps we had too many races before. This was a proper race, a real race, no nonsense, no money, no prizes and no shiny medals. It was less than 200 people trying to find out who’s the best at running 4 miles. Because there were no other races on, everyone was there, everyone.

2. Doublethink

I think it shows you how messed up this country is that the pubs were open before there was a road race in Cork. It doesn’t take a masters in public health to figure out that pubs are very dangerous dens of disease and small local road races are not.

3. Prohibition

I think that we should ban running every few years to increase participation levels. There was clearly a lot of training going on over the last few months judging by the standard of this race. That or a lot of online shopping on Nike .com

4. Billy and the Stress Fracture

I think that I had two excellent excuses for my performance today. I spent four weeks doing nothing because of a second metatarsal stress fracture in May. Then just as I’d gotten over the stressie, Billy arrived. I think I’d take Billy over a stress fracture any day. Billy permits ample running, stressies do not.

5. Magic Shoes

I think that the magic shoes make it so much easier to comeback after a stress fracture. Normally it would take 12 weeks to be able to tolerate sessions and races after a stressie but with the nice soft springy Vaporflys you could probably race even when you had the stress fracture. They really are magic.

6. Hairy Beasts

I think that it is a shame that only myself, Barry and Conor have maintained the lockdown look. Initially, I went down the top knot/mini man bun route but recently I have discovered hairbands which are far better. I think I’ll keep the hair, the beard might go.

7. Social Distancing

I think that Grange Fermoy did an excellent job on the race. It was far more socially distanced than any GAA match you’d watch through a fence. The hall which is the primary source of most pre and post race infections and diseases was exchanged for a beautiful white outdoor Gazebo. It was like a race in Spain, just with a bit of wind and a few threatening sprinkles of rain. Everyone lined up on excellently socially distanced blue Xs. We were called to the line a few seconds before the start and away we went like normal minus the pointless touching and jostling like penguins behind the line. Perfect. Almost better than before.

8. The Old Normal

I think that no matter what happens I will always end up racing John Meade and Viv. I was pretty sure I was done with them last year but the stress fracture has made me quite bad. John Meade still hasn’t given Nike a shiny penny, in-fact he hasn’t given any shoe companies any pennies. He’d probably be disadvantaged even if there weren’t Vaporflys. In fairness to Viv at least he beat me badly, John Meade just sat on me until the last 100m and then sprinted away like a man who was delighted with himself. To make it worse he brought Kieran McKeown with him.

9. Can We Do This Again?

I think we need more club only races. I love a big huge race as much as anyone but there is something special about these races where everyone is capable of running under 22 minutes for 4 miles. It was like the All Ireland Cross Country on the road. Standards are good.

10. Living is Better than Existing

I think that it is great to be back racing. I know runners are awful selfish sweaty creatures who look like the perfect vehicles to spread disease but really we are no worse than GAA players. Life is definitely better when there are races, races are definitely better when Grange Fermoy organize them. I hope there are more.