10 Things I Think About Running

10 Things I Think About The Cork BHAA MTU 5K

1. Marginal Complaints

I think that the BHAA changing the start time of the morning races to 10am is terrible. It was probably because of people like Viv complaining about how late in the day it was starting at 11am. With a 10am start I am guaranteed to be late especially for far away races like MTU. The worst part of the early start was taking a beetroot shot immediately after getting out of bed at 830 which is like having a squirt of tomato sauce for breakfast.

2. Clement

I think that the conditions for the 5k were the opposite of last weekend in Kinsale. It was perfect for running on Sunday morning, cold but warm when running, dry and acceptably windy. My warmup was a jog up to use one of the million secret toilets in the new MTU building that should be an indoor 200m track but isn’t. That left about 5 minutes to put on magic shoes which is about as long as it takes to get them on and tie the laces properly.

3. Diversity and Inflation

I think that it is great to see the wide variety of magic shoes in use at local road races. It used to be a sea of Vaporflys, now you have everything from Asics, On, Saucony, New Balance, Hoka, Adidas, Puma and even the odd Mizuno shoes without heels that look a physio’s dream. The Edge and John Buckley Sports must be delighted because we are now stuck in that impossibly expensive game of trying to figure out that one shoe that will give you the same advantage that Viv had when he destroyed me down the Marina in 2019 when I didn’t know about the magic shoes.

4. Familiarity Breeds Contempt

I think that the start of a BHAA race is a source of great motivation. If I tried to do a session of 400s there is no way that I would be able to get near the pace that I can run at the start of a BHAA 5k. On the dot of 10am we took off out the gate of MTU with Heywood flying off into what looked like an unassailable lead. After receiving a few pucks from someone who had probably been watching too many 400m indoor races on TV I resisted the tremendous desire to puck them back and got up into my normal position of on John Meade’s tail by the time we got to the roundabout where we turned left.

5. Social Distancing

I think that the most interesting part of the MTU 5k course is the series of downhill corkscrew bends after 1k. It is sort of like a chicane on an F1 track, designed to cause accidents so that people will watch a Netflix series. It takes skill and agility to negotiate the chicane properly. As we approached the chicane I was behind Tom McKenzie and John Meade, realizing that John Meade would probably handstand and backflip his way through the chicane gaining a massive advantage I knew I had to get in front of him to block him, so I swept around the outside of him just before we got to the entrance to the chicane. Then I held out my hands like the people used do a few years ago on the very same path when we were all running within our 5ks. It worked very well, and I exited the chicane in front of John Meade.

6. Leapfrog Heywood

I think that one of the things you don’t expect to see 2k into a 5k is a fella bent over tying his shoelaces. After his promising start poor Heywood had to relinquish his unassailable lead as he had fallen foul of the notoriously terrible laces on the Vaporfly 2. He was just about finished tying them as my group came past. I presumed that he would just jog the rest of the race but within a few seconds a resurgent Heywood with fully secured shoes came storming through the middle of our group at a ridiculous pace in a futile attempt to regain his hard-earned lead.

7. Shoelace Tying Competition

I think that it would make BHAA races more interesting if we all started with our shoes off and had to put them on and tie the shoelaces sort of like a transition in triathlon. Heywood lost 15 seconds tying his shoe laces which is almost precisely as much as the magic shoes give you over 5k. It would be a good equaliser and allow us to compare results with the times in races back in 2018 when you used to be sore for a week after a 5k.

8. Hybrid Hatred Engine

I think that beating John Meade is one of the hardest tasks in Cork running, like Heywood he was wearing the Vaporfly 2s but unfortunately unlike Heywood he had them well tied up. I got to about 4k in contact with John Meade but as soon as the road turned upwards after the tennis courts John Meade and Tom said goodbye and began to disappear up the hill in that annoying way that generates pure hatred that will be stored up in my hatred battery and used to absolutely destroy him in a crucial four mile race somewhere in East Cork when I’m fit for that week in June or July.

9. New Adversary

I think that it is great how running is always refreshing itself. I have been doing BHAA races since 2006 and have had countless people that I have wanted to beat and have inevitably beaten. My newest rival in races is Kris, I don’t know who he is replacing in the game that is elite level local Cork running but he is proving hard to beat. I got to the final turn back into MTU just ahead of Kris but on the sprint to the finishing line by the new MTU building that should be an indoor 200m track but isn’t he destroyed me like he was a young John Meade.

10. Will Someone Please Think of the Children

I think that the only good thing about the new BHAA 10am start was that there was an option to do two races in a day with the Karen Fenton 5k race on at 1230 only 10 minutes away. I would have loved to have raced both the 5ks like a true running influencer but instead it was a good way for both Rhona and I to do a race without requiring Billy minding. Billy is not a fan of the double races; one race is enough to be dragged to on a cold Sunday morning in March.