Run Skibb Half Marathon 2024

10 Things I Think About The Run Skibb Half Marathon 2024

1. Agent Graham

I think that as one of Glanmire’s leading running influencers it is about time that I get an agent. I only realised the importance of an agent when I went to try and get an entry for Run Skibb. It was proving an impossible task until agent Graham Miekle got on the case, working closely with Mark Gallagher an entry was quickly found. He hasn’t come looking for commission yet.

2. Bere Island

I think that there is an opportunity for races to team up on the same weekend. There are lots of mad people like me who will happily spend the weekend in West Cork doing races. The Bere Island 10k and Run Skibb combination made a nice little running holiday especially as the weather was cooperative. They could do a package deal, maybe include the hotel and some night time kayaking on Lough Hyne. I should get a job with the tourist board.

3. Ronald Regan

I think that if I became president, Skibbereen would be what Ballyporeen is to Ronald Regan, my true ancestral home. Coakley is possibly the most Skibbereen name you could have and sure enough my grandfather was from Skibbereen so it was nice to run a race in place that I have a connection to. It still wasn’t enough to secure and automatic entry, for that I needed Graham.

4. Danny Mullins

I think that I was both delighted and horrified to see Danny Mullins on the start line. I half expected him to be there it being very close to his homeland. I caught and passed Danny in the last kilometre of the Great Railway 25k but he got revenge in the Cork Marathon where he beat me by over two minutes so we were always going to be well matched over a half marathon.

5. Uisce Beatha

I think that both myself and Danny knowing that first prize was a significant quantity of the finest West Cork Whiskey influenced the race. Neither of us drink whiskey so we were happy enough to run together and leave it to a last mile race. Well, I was anyway and when I said it to Danny he didn’t seem to disagree with my idea. I was happy enough with the pace for the opening few miles to the North of Skibbereen, not too fast and not too slow, just right.

6. Sleepy Streets

I think that it was very nice to run through the sleepy streets of Skibb at 9 o’clock on a Sunday morning. Skibbereen is a very nice town, nicely done up with some nice coffee shops and unusual restaurants. It was very quiet as we passed through the streets past Hourihane’s sports shop which I presume is owned by someone related to the fella that plays for Ireland.

7. Lough Ine

I think that my favourite part of the course was the gradual climb out the road to Lough Ine more commonly known as Lough Hyne. The West Cork people mustn’t like tourists as all the sign posts said Lough Ine which was confusing. The scenery was as you would expect in rural west Cork, better than anything anywhere in the world on a sunny day, the only problem was that Danny was beginning to open a gap so I had to stop looking around and focus on running up the hill.

8. Rowing Club

I think that it wouldn’t be appropriate for a race in Skibbereen to not pass the clubhouse of it’s most famous sport, rowing. We passed it at about 11 miles, I had a quick look in but there were no Olympians spotted. Danny had been doing most of the work up to this point, so I decided to give him a brief break and went to the front for a short period to see if I could drop him which I couldn’t primarily because of the constant little hills.

9. An Droichead Nua

I think that some local knowledge might have proven decisive in the race for first place. It took a sharp left downhill turn over a bridge to create a gap. I must have been looking around at the river or not expecting the bridge but before I knew it the race was on and Danny was a good few meters ahead. I might catch him yet I thought so I tried, I wasn’t helped by the last mile being the only flat mile which made making any difference difficult. At least I wouldn’t be fourth.

10. Podium and Prizes.

I think that second is the new fourth when it comes to half marathons. I was happy enough with the effort I made to catch Danny, I made some inroads into his lead on the run to the finish but there were still a few seconds between us in the end. The race had an excellent commentator who did a great interview with me and Danny. I had time to go back to the hotel for a wash before returning for the prizegiving where I was presented with a hamper containing 2.8L of whiskey and some very nice West Cork Distillers clothing which reminded me of the time I won a couple of litres of the finest olive oil at a race in Spain. I like these types of prizes. I like this type of race, I’ll be back, especially now that I have an agent to get an entry.

Cork BHAA Sterling 5K

10 Things I Think About The Cork BHAA Sterling 5K

1. Ringaskiddy Again

I think that Ringaskiddy is my favourite location for BHAA races. It’s only 20 minutes from Glanmire, has a good playground for Billy and there’s no trouble with parking like down the Marina. The only problem with Ringaskiddy is the wind and the hills but they can be useful for keeping the fast fellas away.

2. Saw Tooth Profile

I think that there is no way someone would start a new race with a route like this 5K. It doesn’t have a metre of flat road. If you look at the profile on Strava it looks like a bad saw. John Walshe said that the route hasn’t changed since he first measured the route a few years back. It’s nice to have races like this so we can see how much more terrible modern runners like me are. Mark Hanrahan ran 14 minutes on this course which seems impossible, especially without magic shoes.

3. Punctuality

I think that the Cork BHAA get a bad rap for not starting races exactly at 8pm. I was worried that they might start this race early to make a point so I made sure to get to the start 3 minutes before 8pm. Thankfully the relaxed atmosphere remains and we had time for a good chat, a few photos, clapping for Andy and Sarah’s wedding and letting the 223 bus pass before we got underway.

4. Around the Outside

I think that I was surprised at how fast the race went out. I knew from running it last year that the run to the first left hand corner at the ferry port was quick but I got a bit caught out by how quick the lads at the front went out. It took me until the downhill before the bend to get back up to the front group. Then I swept around the outside of the group to the front before I quickly realized that this was not going to be a normal race.

5. Block Headwind

I think that the wind made this race. Once we turned left at the traffic light we were straight into the magical combination that is an uphill headwind. I had no interest in carrying Viv and Co up the hill into the wind so I pulled up and found shelter for the next 2km. Luckily Ray from Togher was quite happy to run a steady pace into the wind up the hill so I sat in and waited for the wind and hill to go away.

6. Thank God for Ray

I think that if it wasn’t for Ray we would still be out running the section between Ringaskiddy and Shanbally. It was disgraceful stuff by the rest of us. No one was willing to run into the wind, everyone wanted to be like Viv and tuck in and wait. Normally I would be willing to try and make it hard but I’m tired of that tactic not working so I choose to be like Viv and sit in and wait for as long as it took which happened to be until Shanbally.

7. Shanbally Shenanigans

I think that there were a lot of people in contention for the win as we passed the 3k mark before turning left up yet another climb at Shanbally. Thankfully once we turned left we only had the uphill to contend with as the wind had disappeared. Gavin began to wind things up so I got straight onto the back of him and hoped I could hang on and that Viv wouldn’t.

8. Hang onto Gavin

I think that the hill out of Shanbally was just about short enough to allow me to hang onto Gavin. Once we crested the top of the Shanbally climb we turned right down a steep hill which was perfect as I was able to use Gavin as a pacemaker all the way to 400m to go. The Vaporflys behind started to get fainter and fainter so I began to believe that I had evolved into a master tactician and would turn all my fourths into seconds without any change in ability or training.

9. I Can Move When I Want To

I think that I got up the final hill much better than normal. Gavin disappeared the minute we hit the climb, it was very unfair how quick he went up it. If I could be like Gavin I would beat Viv easily, unfortunately I’m not and Viv pranced by silently before Aidan stormed by both of us just before the crest of the hill. I was moving a little better than normal up the hill so I held off my other finishing straight enemy Kris and ended up in my usual finishing position.

10. Usualth Position

I think that races that give prizes down to fourth are the best races. This was a very well organized race so I’m not surprised that they thought about recognizing the hard work that goes into consistently finishing in 4th position. Viv was extremely delighted about the bad beating that he had administered. He probably could have beaten Aidan for second but he runs mainly on hatred for me so he stopped sprinting all out once he had me beaten. I’ll just have to accept that he is going to beat me in 5ks, at least I have the other distances.

Dromana 5 Mile 2024

10 Things I Think About The Dromana 5 Mile

1. Amazing Gate

I think that it is a bad idea to go to a race when all you know about the race is that it goes through a funny looking Hindu-Gothic gate from the 1800s. I had cycled through the gate many times when I was miserable on a bicycle so I wanted to have run through it as well, that and I had a willing Billy minder in Tim who agreed that a trip to the Lismore area was a pleasant prospect on a Friday evening in June.

2. Déjà Vu

I think that this might not be the first time that I have run this race. I have a vague memory of running a race in Villierstown during my first running career when I was even more young than I am now. Unfortunately I wouldn’t have had Strava or a GPS watch at the time so I have no record of it nor does the internet. During the race I had this strange feeling that I had run the route before but without any actual evidence that I have.

3. John Treacy

I think that it was nice to start a race in the homeplace of John Treacy. Villierstown is an odd little place, similar to where I’m from in Anglesboro but with less mountains and more walls around the village. Registration was in the beautiful community church hall with nice stained-glass windows. As I was putting my €20 in the biscuit tin I said to the fella doing the registration that I was here on a bike for a feed stop on the John Treacy Tour mixing up my great Waterford men.

4. Sean Kelly

I think that the reason I think I might have run a race here before is because I cycled through Villierstown during the Sean Kelly Tour that used to be moderately enjoyable on a bicycle when I was injured and couldn’t run. I remember that there used to be a food stop in Villierstown, I always thought food stops were ridiculous but they used to have nice flapjacks in Villierstown so it wasn’t the worst place to take a brief break.

5. Return of the Hotspot

I think that road races need to bring back the hotspot prize. I only learned that these used to exist from Kieran McKeown. The Dromana 5 has a perfect hotspot potential location as the first mile and a half is a big climb. If there had of been a hotspot prize at the top of the hill I would have won it as I led Sergiu and the two Fitzgeralds, Pat and Evan over the first climb. It would probably help runners like Sergiu to run faster as lunatics like me would go for the hotspot and provide a nice fast pacemaker for the proper runners like Sergiu.

6. Team Astana

I think that it was a pity that Raivis had to cycle alongside us in the race rather than run. Raivis probably won the Dromana 5 when/if I ran it before in my first running career. Fourteen or so years later he spent the race cycling alongside myself and Aidan Connell once Sergiu and the two Fitzs left us behind. Raivis was able to tell us that there was a good gap behind to sixth. This was great as the only thing about the race that I had actually looked up was that there was prizes for the top 5 so I was almost guaranteed a prize.

7. Photoshop

I think that I was very disappointed that there wasn’t a photographer at the gate to capture the glorious moment when I passed through the Hindu-Gothic gate in fourth position. I was almost certain that there would be a photographer there, I even put my hands through my hair as we approached the gate to make sure I looked excellent but there was no photographer there which was a great pity so I made my own photo which is in style at this time.

8. Point to Point

I think that I started to get worried about getting back to Tim and Billy once we went through the gate. I presumed that the race was going to finish back in Villierstown or at least somewhere near it. It was only when I saw the signs for the N72 and Cappoquin that I realized that the race was going to finish 5 miles from where it started in Cappoquin which is probably the reason for the déjà vu as I definitely finished a race in Cappoquin before I just don’t know which race.

9. Fourth or Fifth

I think that once I realized that the race was going to finish in Cappoquin 5 miles from where Billy and Tim were I decided to park that problem and concentrate on trying to win fourth. This was proving difficult as at 3 miles I was wishing that I had entered a 5k and not a 5 mile race. As we approached the final climb to the finish in Cappoquin I tried to sprint and get away from Aidan, this kind of worked but my sprint didn’t last long and he passed me again just after the GAA club. At this point I gave up and ran home happy enough in 5th.

10. Amazing T-Shirt

I think that the Waterford races always have the best t-shirts. As this was the 30th edition of the race everyone got a lovely Nike t-shirt with a picture of the Dromana Gate printed on it. This was probably better than any photograph. Once I collected my excellent t-shirt my attention turned to how to get back to Billy and Tim, normally a 5 mile warm down would fill me with great happiness but the week after a marathon it seemed like a terrible prospect. Luckily Conor and Pat had parked a car just beyond the gate so we ran to the car and they dropped me back to Billy and Tim who weren’t too upset that the race hadn’t finished in Villierstown like I had thought it would. We stopped at the gate on the way home and took our own photos which was the main purpose of going to the race in the first place.

Cork City Marathon 2024

10 Things I Think About The Cork City Marathon 2024

1. For Runners By Runners

I think that you can tell how good a race is going to be by the number or runners involved in the organization. This was a marathon for runners by runners, everything was how I would have done it, it was like Michael Herlihy organized it, impeccable. It was my sixth Cork Marathon which means I am nearly very old and possibly the person with the most experience of the route and conditions which is both good and bad.

2. Bagpipes

I think that I am very lucky to be classified as an “elite” marathon runner in Cork. I hope SuperValu don’t do what Mercadona did for the Valencia Marathon and turn it into the fastest marathon in the world. It’s great fun walking down from Elverys to the startline led by a man playing the bagpipes. We only had a few seconds on the start line before the best Lord Mayor, Kieran McCarthy fired the gun and off we went into the typical blinding sunshine of a June Bank Holiday weekend in Cork.

3. Computer Says No

I think that the worst thing about having run Cork a few too many times is that if you’ve stuck your hand into the fire that is going out too hard and ending up waddling in the straight road it’s hard to do it again. As we ran down the South Mall I was horrified to see Barry Twohig and Danny Mullins take off up the road not far behind the significantly larger than normal lead group. I considered going after them but as we turned back towards town after the short trip around Blackpool I saw a large group containing Viv and Tadhg behind and decided that I didn’t want to risk ending up on the straight road having my legs held up in the air by Kieran McKeown.

4. The Group

I think that the easiest way to run a marathon is to run with a big group. One or two people isn’t enough, you need about five or six to make it interesting. This is why the big city marathons are so much faster because there is always a big group to follow. I ended up with in a lovely group containing Viv, Tadhg, Anthony McCarthy, Joe from Mallow via Frankfurt and Peter in full Hoka kit who I mistakenly thought was an American but was in fact from Dublin. We stayed together until about 17 miles which is where the marathon starts in Cork.

5. Too Sweet

I think that I have work to do on my Maurten gel consumption. Every good influencer and podcast says that the key to marathon running is consuming 90g per hour of carbohydrate. I set off with 130g of carbohydrates in the pockets of my Soar Marathon shorts which over four years are slowly but surely justifying the significant cost. I managed to take 40g at miles 6 and 12, then 25g at mile 18, then it became too sweet for me, so I gave my last gel to Viv. I didn’t feel like I ran out of energy so perhaps 39.9g per hour is enough.

6. Water, Water, Everywhere

I think that the water on course was exceptional. There was water everywhere. It even came in the most perfect small bottles with sports caps that you could hold in your hand and run along with quite easily. Another advantage of being in a group is that you can give your water bottle to Viv to hold while you deal with the difficult task of opening a gel. Other notable excellent cold water came from Donal Coffey and Sheldon.

7. Slow Boil

I think that the major problem with Cork is the heat. There are lots of studies on heat and its impact on running, I bet there are none on the impacts of running a marathon in Cork. It is the perfect storm when it comes to heat and running. Because it starts off at 815am it feels kind of cool so it’s easy to go off too fast, then it warms up as it goes along and the hardest part of the course comes when the temperature has reached it’s highest point so if you’ve gone off too fast you are in big, big trouble. This doesn’t happen in Valencia as it’s on in winter so the temperature is the same at the start as it is at the end so judging pacing is a lot easier. There is no fixing this problem. It’s just figuring out how not to get boiled.

8. Leeside Lumps

I think that over the years I have come to like the miles from Turners Cross to Farranlea Road more and more. It is a terrible part of the course to end up solo but in a small group it is wonderful. The only thing I would change is I would have a shoe change station on the South Link where you could change from AlphaFlys to Vaporflys to deal with all the corners. Volunteers like Graham could then transport the Alphaflys down to the end of the straight road so that you could change back for the run home.

9. Clear Air Turbulence

I think that the best way to deal with the straight road is to think about it positively. I kept telling myself that the straight road was where I was going to be at my best because of how wonderful the AlphaFly3s are on a flat straight road so I was kind of looking forward to it. By the time we turned right out onto the most feared road in Cork the group in the battle for the all important 15th position had been whittled down to me, Viv and Tadhg. Sheldon was on hand to capture the moment Tour De France style when Viv was dropped in dramatic fashion by myself and Tadhg. This was very surprising as the slipstream created by two us two monsters running side by side was probably worth 30 seconds a mile, perhaps it was turbulent air.

10. Finishing Hug

I think that I should have asked Tadhg to leave it to a sprint down Patrick Street as there was no one on North Main Street to appreciate the greatness that was the battle for 15th position. It was epic, it began outside the Franciscan Well when Tadhg decided that it was time for the group to become a group of one. I wasn’t very happy about this decision. Unfortunately, there was nothing I could do about it and I was left to chase him down North Main Street past the historic falling down buildings held up with rusty metal bars before turning onto Patrick Street. I walked across the finish line triathlon style because I was tired before being hugged by Tadhg. I collected my car key from Graham and applauded Viv home a few seconds later. A great day out.

Olbia21 Half Marathon 2024

10 Things I Think About The Olbia21 Half Marathon

1. Parco Fausto Noce

I think that Cork City Council need to go to Olbia to see how you build a park, I’m sure they’d be happy with a trip to the sunshine. Olbia has the most perfect running park I have ever seen. It has a track, a huge playground, two fountains, a one kilometre road width loop and a two kilometre loop all withing a tiny footprint that would fit anywhere in Glanmire. It was so perfect that I couldn’t resist doing a session on Thursday that probably wasn’t the best idea with a half marathon on Sunday.

2. Bureaucracy

I think that Italian races are the hardest to enter. It is almost like they don’t want any people like me running. French races require a medical certificate which is fine, Italian races need a medical certificate and evidence of affiliation to a world athletics affiliated club which is harder to get than you’d think. I thought I’d fixed it all by paying €15 for a Runcard which I presumed would make everything ok, money normally makes problems go away.

3. Are There Any Kenyans?

I think that the registration was full of surprises. I ran down to the square in the sunshine on Saturday to collect my number. When I got there, I saw my envelope with the sticker on it saying, “not certified”. I was well prepared for this, I had all my three documents ready, the medical cert, the Athletics Ireland screenshot and the Runcard. I showed them and was quickly given my envelope which I was delighted with. I jokingly asked the organizers if there were any Kenyans running, “yes, they are sitting over there in the café”, and sure enough there they were. All chances of a podium and the €700 for first were gone.

4. Fake Josh Kerr

I think that if the Kenyans weren’t enough of a surprise when I got to the start I met a fella who looked suspiciously like Josh Kerr, dressed head to toe in the professional Brooks gear and hanging around with a girl wearing a Scottish clubs singlet. He wasn’t actually Josh Kerr but a Slovakian version. We traded PBs and discussed the heat before we were called to line up for the start.

5. Umbrella

I think that the start of the race was excellent. This is the first race I have been at where there was a five minute dancing performance involving the Umbrellas and the Rhianna song. It was very good; I was lined up in between the two Kenyans who weren’t as impressed with the length of time that the performance was taking. When the dancing finished the gun was fired and off we went in the sunshine towards the big wheel before looping back over the big bridge.

6. 15%

I think that my race was over after two miles. After 100m it was obvious that the Kenyan would win as he ran off with two fellas that were doing the 10k. I was left with Fake Josh Kerr, and a few handy looking locals some of whom were doing the 10k. We had a nice group for about a mile before I started to feel the heat, after two miles I was boiling and reluctantly had to drop off into no mans land.

7. Solo

I think that being solo in a half marathon from two miles to the end is no fun. Up ahead once the 10k runners turned off at about 6k I counted that I was in 5th which wasn’t too bad. 4th was not catchable and there was no one behind so there wasn’t much to run for. The only entertainment I had was the wild gesticulations and musical language of the drivers who were being stopped from driving down the road.

8. Go to Beach

I think that the best part of the race was the section along the Pittulongu beach. The problem was that getting to the beach involved running up a very steep mile long hill to get to the beach. The beach was worth it though and if I still used Instagram the pictures would be excellent and make everyone want to run the race.

9. Heat Training

I think that when running in the heat it is very important not to worry about Strava. I spent the whole race looking at my watch seeing the average pace gradually drift higher and higher. I simply can’t run when it gets over 21 degrees, that seems to be the cut off. I just get slower and slower. I know how it feels at this stage so I just ran home as best I could. Up ahead there was a brief moment where I thought I might get 4th as Francesco who had won the Alghero race I ran last year was sent the wrong way at a roundabout but he got going again and held me off easily enough.

10. Don’t Run with Runcard

I think that the main lesson I learnt from the race was that if you are running a race in Italy don’t use Runcard. Runcard is like running a BHAA race as an unregistered runner, you aren’t eligible for any prizes. I just missed the podium because I had to checkout of the AirBnB, I asked if there was any prize for 5th and was given a nice bottle of Sardinian wine but without the trip to the podium. When I was walking back to the car I met Francesco who told me that even if I had come 4th I still wouldn’t have gotten the €250 as Runcard runners aren’t eligible for prizes. All you should enter with is the medical cert and the evidence of Athletics Ireland membership. Less is more when it comes to entering Italian races. Just as well I did that great session in the lovely park on Thursday.

Great Railway Run 25k 2024

10 Things I Think About The Great Railway Run 25k

1. Suncream

I think that races where you have to put on suncream before the race are my favorite types of races. Normally these races don’t happen in Cork but miraculously after six months of cold rain and wind Sunday morning was calm, lukewarm and sunny. Perfect weather for the unusual distance of 25k between Cork and Carrigaline.

2. John Buckley Loop

I think that the new route for the race is better than the old one. Because of the digging up of the Marina we got to do the John Buckley 5k loop before heading out onto the line. I had mapped the course out on Strava the night before so that I knew where I was going. On the start line I met a lot of people that I would rather not have raced over 25k. Two former Cork Marathon Winners, the winner of the most Cork BHAA races in history, Barry Twohig, Aidan Noone and Danny Mullins. Too many people when there were only prizes for the first four.

3. Making the Calculation

I think that the 25k distance is possibly more tactical than the marathon. There is a fine line between what you can run for a half marathon and 25k. It’s almost the same but not quite. Based on the half marathon last week I figured 5:30 pace was about the limit so I ran the first two miles around the loop a little bit faster than 5:30 hoping that it would encourage a few people like John Meade to just do a handy run. Initially only Cillian, Aidan and Danny decided that my pace was suitable which was perfect, a group of four for the four prizes.

4. The Breakaway

I think that Danny Mullins should get the award for most aggressive racer of the day. He ran an excellent race in a style that I approve of, just before we got to the pedestrian bridge at the end of the line he gradually increased the pace and left the group of four. I looked at my watch and saw 5:30 pace so I wasn’t able to go with him and instead stayed with Aidan and Cillian. You normally don’t catch someone in a race when dropped so I was pretty sure that second place was all that was left to play for.

5. Just Me and You

I think that it looked very good for a second or third place finish after 10k. As we ran along the water on the cambered path between Hop Island and Passage that pays the mortgages of the physios of Cork, Aidan said to me that Cillian had dropped off. Normally in a race, after 10k if you can’t hear or see someone you aren’t going to see them again, so I was quite confident of a podium place, all I had to do was keep going.

6. The Away Kit

I think that the worst part of the race was in Monkstown. Monkstown is a lovely spot, I was happy out looking at the boats in the sunshine when suddenly I was passed by John Meade and Barry Twohig both dressed in the St Finbarr’s away kit of all orange. I had no option but to latch on to the back of the orange train which thankfully was moving at my limit of 5:30. I almost enjoyed being towed along as the uninvited guest for the few miles between Monkstown and Raffeen.

7. AlphaFly Ascent

I think that this was a race where a pair of AlphaFlys paid for themselves. All was going well until we reached the start of the climb from Raffeen to Shanbally. I hadn’t noticed Barry’s new vibrant yellow AlphaFly3s until I saw them bouncing up the hill destroying any hope myself and John Meade had of victory. It wasn’t long before Danny’s significant lead was in doubt such was the pace difference up the hill.

8. The Dynamic Duo

I think that John Meade and Barry Twohig are a dangerous combination. As we left Shanbally Danny’s hard built lead was just about to fall victim to the luminious yellow AlphaFlys of Barry. John Meade while not as impressive on the climb was still impressive enough to destroy any hopes I had of a second place finish. On the climb out of Shanbally Danny was swallowed up by the dynamic duo who quickly disappeared off up the road in their orange singlets.

9. Don’t Give Up

I think that just like in a marathon you never know what is going to happen in the last few kilometers of a 25k. I was wearing a special Ronhill singlet that is supposed to help cool you down. I think it worked as I didn’t feel any heat in the last few kilometers. I could still see the orange train and the distanced Danny up ahead as we passed the turn off for Curraghbinny so I kept pushing hoping that someone might encounter trouble and increase the size of my prize.

10. Sunshine and Envelopes

I think that I was very lucky that the last kilometer of the race was downhill into Carrigaline. As we got to the 24k marker I caught back up to Danny. I knew that I had to go straight past him as I couldn’t beat my own shadow in a sprint so I went as fast as I could for that last kilometer. I went so fast that I nearly caught John Meade which would have been amazing, but I didn’t so I ended up third which wasn’t bad. Barry won by miles and got the biggest envelope and a big trophy. I was happy with my envelope and even happier to sit around in the sunshine after the race. If only it was like this for every race.

photo: https://corkrunning.blogspot.com

Mallow 10 2024

10 Things I Think About The Mallow 10 2024

1. Efficiency

I think that 10 miles has become the new 5k. There are a lot of 10 milers on now which is great as it is probably my favourite distance as it doesn’t disadvantage bigness as much as the marathon. Mallow has kind of become the unofficial Cork 10 mile championship. It has a championship race feel about it, very professional, good for ego boosting times and racing. Turn up, collect number, race, be happy with time on the clock and go home. Great.

2. Cold Rain

I think that we need to build more cycle paths and do what all the Eamon Ryan fearing people on Facebook are worried about and get out of our cars. The climate is in a bad way. Nearly every race this year has had at least two of the terrible running conditions, wind, cold or rain, some have had all three. Mallow went with the lesser combo of cold and rain. The wind was absent.

3. Beet It

I think that you know something works when people don’t tell you that they use it. Recently I have discovered beetroot shots. Viv uses them which is all you need to know. Initially I tried one, now I’m up to two an hour and a half before the race, I reckon I need two as I’m bigger with possibly double the volume of distribution of a Viv. I had to pull over in Kildorrey to take them as per the protocol. Use code BEETITVIV for 1.5% off your next purchase.

4. The Hardest Miles

I think that the best thing about the Mallow 10 route is that the first two miles are the hardest two miles. All you have to do is get through the first two miles and you’ve most of the work done. I made sure to get a good start as I knew the section in the grounds of the castle would be tricky with the rain and cold. I got to the gate with Peter Somba and Sean Doyle where sensibly I let them off to commence their games. I settled in with John Meade and Derek Griffin who I decided would be good sensible pacers. Viv was miles back as he had run 10 miles before hand to get ready for a marathon and probably hadn’t bothered with the Beet It.

5. The Treble

I think that the third mile of the race was my favourite. It was so good that I considered peeling off at the roundabout and going home as I had run such a good four miles. When we got to the top of the course at two miles and turned back onto the N20 where we are normally welcomed by a soul destroying wind we were instead met with a climate change induced tailwind which I used to first steam by Michael McMahon, followed by John Shine and then up to John Meade. I even briefly overtook John Meade which put me in 5th which I believe would be my rightful position if I trained properly. Due to his hatred of me John Meade put in a dig before the roundabout which established a gap which proved decisive in the all-important battle for 5th.

6. No Clowns

I think that it is a pity that there was no repeat of last year and the curious incident of Barry being called a Clown at the racecourse. There was no wind this year so there was no work to be done. Running behind someone was of no advantage so groups ran together without fighting. Just like last year I was with Michael McMahon as we passed the scene of the clown at the racecourse, so I friendly called him a clown so that the world was right.

7. Catch John Meade

I think that having someone to hate and chase in a race is worth more than any training. From mile four until the end I had John Meade to chase. Unfortunately my chasing was very poor and he got further and further away with the gap being filled by John Shine, Derek Griffin and a fella in a pair of luminous AlphaFly3s that I have never seen before. I was left in familiar company with Michael McMahon in a battle for 10th

8. Hydration Station

I think that the term hydration station is unnecessary alliteration (or is it assonance or consonance). There was a sign with hydration station written on it at mile 7 which made me even more angry that I already was. Why can’t it just be called water. Water is fine. I don’t think you need water anyway when it’s 8 degrees and raining. Derek Griffin must have been similarly annoyed as he also skipped the hydration station.

9. No Hills Martin

I think that you should never listen to what the people on the side of the road tell you about the course. The last two miles were a bit of a struggle, 10th became the best I could hope for, the only consolation was that Michael McMahon who less than a month ago was running 2:26 in Seville was suffering more. With about a mile and a half to go we passed Martin Leahy on the side of the road who stated with confidence that there were no more hills left and that it was all flat which was very untrue. There weren’t any mountains but that last mile is harder than flat especially when you have Michael McMahon on your back.

10. Machiavellian McMahon

I think that sitting on someone in an amateur road race for a mile and half before sprinting passed them on the line should result in a red card like in racewalking. It would have been great if a person from Mallow A.C had stepped out just before the line with a red card and disqualified Michael McMahon for disgraceful behaviour in taking my rightful 10th place. The only consolation is that I got under 55 minutes which will hopefully get me on John Walshe’s list of good 10-mile runners which is my main motivation for running 10-mile road races.

North Cork A.C Doneraile 5K 2024

10 Things I Think About The North Cork A.C 5k in Doneraile Park

1. Build Back Better

I think that every good long injury is a good opportunity to fix all the many niggles that you have. Because my injury wasn’t desperate altogether, I was able to do a lot of strength training and a little bit of cycling on Zwift while the pointless little annoying bone that is the fibula knitted itself back together. After three months of torture I am probably good for another two years of running without injuries hopefully. I have learnt a lot of lessons which I hope to forget

2. Divide and Conquer

I think that this weekend was a great weekend for racing in Cork with nearly everyone gone to Seville for the marathon. On Saturday I had a meeting with John Meade where we decided to divide and conquer with John heading to Carrigaline for an inevitable victory while I headed to Doneraile which is the only place in Ireland where I can win a race.

3. Harald Fairhair

I think that the Norweigan’s can teach us a lot when it comes to running. I am a great fan of Norweigan training methodology and mythology. In an attempt to speed up the injury recovery process I adopted a strategy last used by the first Viking King of Norway and told to me by the Norweigan physio and new Leevale runner Chris which was not to cut my hair and beard until I had conquered the injury. It has worked excellently and apparently when you cut your hair things get even better.

4. Superstition

I think that a race in Doneraile Park is a non-traditional choice of first race back after a crippling injury. Because after my last stress fracture and probably the one before that and the one before that my first race back was a 5k in Doneraile Park I kind of had to keep up the tradition as I got nearly two and a half years of injury free running out of the last race. That and Michael Herlihy is involved in organising it and as much as I enjoy tormenting him it is nice to support him.

5. Signs of Injury

I think that when you have had more injuries and comebacks than most people have run races you don’t really get nervous about the first race back. Sure I came back grand the last time why wouldn’t I come back again? I was late as usual for the start arriving at 1045 for an 11am start so I installed my original pink vaporflys and jogged over to collect my number at the big gate. It is actually a good test for recovery from an inury as you can tell the injured runners by how early they show up for races, if you are there an hour before there is probably a crippling injury that requires bands and dancing to loosen out before racing, 15 minutes before means 100% health.

6. I Remember

I think that it doesn’t take long to remember how to race. When we took off down the hill from the big gate one of Michael Herlihy’s future super stars took the lead. I was happy to follow behind with Kieran McKeown and Stephen Crowley. I took the bad bend at the big tree as terribly as normally before taking the lead as we went onto the trail after the bridge.

7. Hatred

I think that the thing I missed most about racing is the pure hatred. I haven’t hated anything in over four months and because I had raced too much before the injury the hatred had become very dilute by the end of last year. My hatred reservoir has replenished fully after the few months off, it’s almost overflowing. I like Kieran McKeown, he is a very nice man and an excellent coach but I had to hate him a lot for the first mile to get rid of the sound of his Vaporflys hitting the gravely trail. It took until the second bridge to get rid of him.

8. Corners

I think that the one thing that I didn’t fix while I was injured was my cornering ability. There are a lot of corners in Doneraile I basically had to stop at the corners because it was slippy and I am terrified of falling because falling caused all of my problems in the first place. I didn’t fall and my stress fracture leg was excellent at pushing off the corners so I was very happy.

9. Relax

I think that the last kilometre of the Doneraile 5k is one of the best finishes to a race in all of Ireland. What other race finishes on the uphill drive to a big old beautiful house. Because I was trying to hold onto some of my hatred for another day when I have to take on John Meade or Viv. I looked back to see where Kieran was, he was close but far away enough that I didn’t have to sprint just keep going which I did.

10. The First Law of Running

I think that the most crucial aspect of a comeback race is the warm down. It’s nearly more important than the race. It is a very good sign when you don’t even think about the warm down and just do it. This means that the injury is completely gone. If I was still injured I’d have needed to use bands and do dancing which I didn’t have to which was great. The unfortunate news is that because injuries are neither created nor destroyed only transferred from one runner to another there is now another runner out there with a crippling injury. I’m just glad it’s not me anymore.